Occupy Wall Street Incident Report – Dec 22

For Immediate Release
December 22, 2011

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Occupy Wall Street Incident Report

One-Stop Source For Updates On The Antics Of Professor Warren’s Intellectual Offspring

BOSTON – Now that Professor Elizabeth Warren has taken credit for creating the “intellectual foundation” of the Occupy movement, the Massachusetts Republican Party is providing an “Occupy Wall Street Incident Report.”

Today’s holiday themed report contains video of Occupiers berating holiday shoppers at a Tampa Walmart store, Occupiers objecting to a real life nativity scene at their encampment in Washington D.C., and finally the perfect gift for paranoid Occupy protesters everywhere: the ‘occucopter’ – a surveillance drone to spy on police.

Occupy Tampa Bay:

Protester: “Do you really need this stuff? …” “Are you just trying to keep up with the Joneses?…” “Think before you buy.” (1:00 mark)

Misfit Politics:

Protester 1: “This ain’t a church, man. …”
Protester 2: “I wouldn’t get up here and start preaching Islam to people. I wouldn’t because it’s not my place. It’s not your place either. … I’m a follower of Islam. I just think it’s in bad taste. The atrocities of the Christian faith … ravish humanity.”

The Guardian: “Now the protesters are fighting back with their own surveillance drone. Tim Pool, an Occupy Wall Street protester, has acquired a Parrot AR drone he amusingly calls the ‘occucopter’. It is a lightweight four-rotor helicopter that you can buy cheaply on Amazon and control with your iPhone. It has an onboard camera so that you can view everything on your phone that it points at.”